I’m not a misandrist but, I hate seeing men on the beauty counters in department stores. Especially if they’re straight. They should stick to jobs in shops like Halfords or PC World.

i’m not a misandrist, but i only really enjoy books by women. i just can’t connect with books written by men, they just don’t explore anything relevant to me or my interactions with society!

I’m not a misandrist, but guys really need to stop pretending to be into comics.  Everyone knows they only read comics to see the attractive ladies.

conservativewoman:

the-voodoo-blue-fj-that-cruises:

aseasonedplateofmurder:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but I just don’t see why men bother coming out of the house without doing their makeup. Who the hell wants to see their ugly faces without makeup anyway? It’s meant to HIDE YOUR FLAWS. No woman wants to see any man looking scruffy and disheveled. Men, put your fucking makeup on.

I put on make up everyday cause I feel pressured to and it is NOT okay. 

Check your makeup privilege.  Not all women can afford makeup.  I thought you stood up for women, instead of rubbing your privilege in their faces.  

Gosh, you poor, poor feminists! It must be very frustrating and oppressive to not be secure enough in yourselves as people and strong enough in your intellects to not care what “society” thinks.

Seriously, if you don’t want to wear makeup, don’t wear makeup. I know plenty of strong and secure women who wear makeup for themselves - because they like to dress up and play with colors. Then there are some of my other friends who don’t wear makeup because they’d rather not bother with it or spend the money…and several of those women are happily married or in relationships. So listen to the television ads against your own happiness or don’t. Your insecurities and self-doubt is what will repel others (particularly from a romantic prospective) far more than a naked face. I don’t understand what the fucking fuss is about.

“I don’t understand what they’re talking about so I’m going to just make farting sounds with my mouth pbthpbhtpbhtphbpht”

sewonandsewforth:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist but, it’s not women’s fault that men aren’t successful in female-dominated careers. They’ve chosen to be lumberjacks, builders and dustbin-men for years so they can’t blame us that they find it hard to pursue a career in childcare.

Haaaaaa.

I get that this is supposed to make the argument sound ridiculous because it’s talking about men instead of women, but it actually ends up turning on itself because it’s attacking the wrong argument in the first place.

There are actual reasons why men and women have historically (and still do, because- shocker!- our ancestors actually did know what they were talking about when it came to economic, biological, and social necessities) gravitated towards different spheres of work.  That isn’t to say that no man has ever pursued a job in a more typically feminine sphere or vice versa, but, and I cannot stress this strongly enough or often enough, there is usually a really good reason for why things are the way they are.  

You typed things but all I saw was “bluh bluh bluh evo psych bluh bluh I don’t study it enough to know that it’s mostly bullshit bluh”

I’m not a misandrist but, it’s not women’s fault that men aren’t successful in female-dominated careers. They’ve chosen to be lumberjacks, builders and dustbin-men for years so they can’t blame us that they find it hard to pursue a career in childcare.

I’m not a misandrist but young single men support Medicare because they want the State to act as a surrogate wife and take care of their aging parents. This will deincentivize them from marrying nurturing women and cause society to collapse. The only solution is to deny men the vote…for the good of society of course. 

I’m not a misandrist, I’m actually glad dudes are in the military. They’re good to have around when we real soldiers need sexual service.

I’m not misandrist, but I hate when a fat hairy guy doesn’t wear a shirt. Only attractive men should be allowed to walk around with their shirts off. If they don’t like it, they should just go to the gym and lose some weight!