I’m not a misandrist, but I don’t think men should be allowed to wear fedoras and trilbies. They look WAY better on women anyway.

11/7/2014 . 94 notes . Reblog
David Gilmour tribute

I am not a misandrist, but I’m just not interested in teaching male writers. If you want to read male writers, get out of my classroom and go to one of those MRA meetings down the hall. Again, I am not a misandrist, I have even taught one short story by Hemingway once. But then again, most of the students just can’t relate to anything a man wrote, so what’s the point? I mean, I am not a misandrist, I just don’t love men writers enough to teach them. What I teach is serious lady writers. Now, if you are into any of that frivolous stuff, maybe you should check out “Men’s Studies” or “Men’s Literature” section of the book store.

(see http://www.randomhouse.ca/hazlitt/blog/david-gilmour-building-strong-stomachs)

10/7/2014 . 98 notes . Reblog

I’m not a misandrist, but it’s really unattractive when a strange guy gets all upset at me for calling him “hun.” Just relax a bit, sweetie, or no woman will ever marry you. Not to be matronizing or anything…

9/7/2014 . 184 notes . Reblog

I’m not a misandrist, but I think that men should not be allowed to smoke. It’s like, what woman will ever want to kiss that mouth? Plus, it makes them look so un-masculine.

8/7/2014 . 103 notes . Reblog

I am not a misandrist, but I think men who cut their hair short are damaged. Think about it: would you prefer a strapping fellow with long luscious locks or a square with a buzz cut?  Long hair on men has always been considered a sign of fertility, and males would flaunt their tresses to attract females. Not to sound misandrist or anything, but I think men just do it to spite us women. First your man cuts off his hair, next thing you know — he will stop shaving his legs! 

Response to http://www.returnofkings.com/26763/girls-with-short-hair-are-damaged

7/7/2014 . 175 notes . Reblog

thegreatbarrier-reefer:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but we don’t really need MRAs anymore. Inequality ended when boys were allowed to vote.

Actually they are very needed because gender rights do not end with voting… Tell a young boy who was raped but had it dismissed by the rest of the world because he “should have enjoyed it” that the gracious men and women who are standing up for his right to safety, justice and security and “not really needed”. The hell is the matter with you people?

our post refers to MRAs, not feminists, idk why you brought feminists up and said they’re not needed

2/7/2014 . 756 notes . Reblog

I’m not a misandrist, but we don’t really need MRAs anymore. Inequality ended when boys were allowed to vote.

2/7/2014 . 756 notes . Reblog

It’s cruel to put men in the friendzone, but thankfully there is one easy way to avoid doing it:

Never be friends with a man.

1/7/2014 . 455 notes . Reblog

Anonymous said: I have only heard such things said sincerely about males, I have heard less than 2 of these actually said about females, and you aren't just turning the insults around. Your making new ones. This is sexist. I have gotten about 5 different people to report this blog. Obviously you saw this coming. Call men out on unfair treatment, don't fight sexism with sexism and say you're justified in doing so because you're a woman.

amiamisandrist:

there are multiple mods and two are men so try again

some anon is really up our collective butt about this and frankly it’s hilarious

17/6/2014 . 55 notes . Reblog

I’m not a misandrist, but whenever a gay man speaks out about men’s right, I always chalk it up to his obsession with men.

14/6/2014 . 83 notes . Reblog